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Okay, fandom rant.

Tintin slash. It's so effin popular, all fanart and fanfic that gets the most positive reviews are those.

I won't contest about them being well-written. But that's exactly what makes it disturbing: they just treat it TOO seriously, like they're screaming "THIS is how Herge should do it!!"

And what I REALLY hate about the fandom is how sanctimonious they are when rebuking me about speaking out about it, citing that I also draw naughty Tintin fanart (het ones, btw)and I'm a horrible homophobe because of it, nevermind that the slash fans do far worse, tasteless crap (my far more tame Tintin/female character his age vs their EveryOlderGuy in the comics/Tintin) and I don't flame the slashers in their private spaces.

Sigh.
And I have seen worse... I am a huge Broly fan and I used to search Broly pics all over the net, but now.... I find that impossible to do as now I am unable to without getting my eyes severely burned as I cringe behind the screen shouting "WTF!" whilst scrolling quickly passed the obscenity. Not only have I seen pics of GokuxBroly or VegetaxBroly, which is totally out of character and disrespectful to the Legendary, I have seen Mpreg. Yes Mpreg -__- those who don't know what that is it's pregnant males. I have seen Goku pregnant with "Broly's baby" and even vice versa. There are fans that support this and Broly even been the uke, aka the submissive one, in the relationshp. That is totally out of character for two reasons. 1.) prego males is scientifically and by nature impossible. Only hermaphrodites can do that at the least, but Broly isn't even that as you see him naked in the movie. Same with Goku. You see him naked in Dragonball alot. so this is clearly impossible and to mention effed up. I just don't get it. It's so horrible D:. 2.) Broly being submissive. pshh. Seriously come on. Broly isn't the kind to kneel before anyone and submit. If anything he be the dominant kind in the relationship.  We all know him. He's totally a badass, merciless, and ferocious monster. There's no way in hell he'd submit to Goku whatsoever. If anything he'd kill him in a heartbeat. Due to his traumatic past of being stabbed in the stomach, while Goku was there making his presence known with is wailing and crying, and then being thrown out like garbage. He hates Goku. Vegeta too for he is the son of the King who had stabbed him the first place. Might I also mention when Broly meets the "Prince Of All Saiyans" he sees that Vegeta is known to be a cocky, snooty, asshole like his father. There is my statement with the best of my knowledge as said before these yaoi fans just go to far as to do something so horrible. Yea he's a villain, but there's no need for this nor is any of it cute and sexy -__-. 

megaman/rockman boys vs Yaoi girls

We find all our MM video games heroes walking together through the park after an exhausting day.

Suddenly, a strange group of girls bumps into them...

Zero: Hey! Watch it!

Girl#1: Oh I'm so sorry I *pauses*

It's you! It's really you!

X: What are you talking about?

Girl#1: You're the rockman video games series kawaii guys, aren't you?

Kawaiiiiii!

X: Yeah, why?

Girl#2: Why aren't you and Zero-kun holding hands, like you always do?

Girl#3: ...and why aren't Rock-chan and Forte-chan holding their hands either?

Zero: Whooooaa, you must have a screw loose.

X and I are just friends!

(Puts arm Over X's shoulder)

Girl#4: quick, take a picture of that!

Zero: Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Girl#4: You're right.

I can't take a yaoi picture of you two with only one arm

Around X-kun.

put your other arm around him and give him a deep French kiss, with tongues and all.

Onegai!

Then, could you do an anal sex scene with him next, please?

It would look sooooo kakoii!

Zero: You disgust me!

What kind of freaks Fujoshi (lit. "Rotten girl") girls would enjoy seeing such disgusting pictures from us?

All the robots guys at the same time: Yeah!

X: Rock, Forte, Zero, Blues & I would never do that!

All fan girls: oh Yeah...? Then what are these?

(The girls Shows yaoi/yuri fics, arts and doujinshis of the boys doing all kind of ANTI-NATURAL nasty things between them (beside yaoi or yuri &%$# fuking things), incest scenes, bestiality, necrophilia, and even more worst things….).

Zero and X scream in terror, Rock faints and Forte and Blues laugh their Heads off, even though they were also offended by such horrible images.

Zero: *yells*

WHAT KIND OF &%$# TWISTED YAOI/yuri ChauvinismFREAKS ARE YOU!

Fan girls: Fujoshi and fudanshi (lit. "Rotten man") fans, yai!

After gaining composure, the guys pull out arms canons and Zero takes out his saber beam.

All guys: GO AWAY!

Yaoi Fan girls run away, screaming their lungs out.

Afterwards…

Blues: You must admit, those weaklings not only were twisted and dumb brainless otakus but also amusing.

Zero: Oh shut up!

You're lucky you aren't an even number.

We find our heroes walking through the park WITHOUT yaoi fan girls pestering

Them ever again.

NOTES:

Fujoshi (lit. "rotten girl") is a pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature sexual relationships between men. Fujoshi enjoy imagining what it would be like if male characters from manga, video game and anime, and occasionally real-life male performers as well, have sex or kiss/touch each other. The name was coined by mass media, but was reclaimed by yaoi fans. Fans self-deprecatingly refer to their way of thinking, which perceives homosexual relationships between male characters in stories that do not include homosexual themes, as being "rotten". "Fujoshi" carries a connotation of being a "fallen woman".

According to a 2005 issue of Eureka, in recent times fujoshi can refer to female otaku in general. As fujoshi is the best-known term, it is often used by the Japanese media and by people outside of the otaku subculture to refer to female otaku as a group, regardless of whether they are fans of this or not. This usage may be considered offensive by female otaku who are not fans of this at all.

Men who, like fujoshi, enjoy imagining relationships between characters in fictional works when that relationship is not part of the author's intent may be called fudanshi ("rotten man") or fukei ("rotten older brother"), both of which are puns of similar construction to fujoshi.

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ok all those yaoi pictures are driving me insane seriously!my poor eyes will literally explode if they look at another yaoi picture i don't even want to look at.
i haven't flamed any yaoi picture but i really needed to get this off me.
why is yaoi so popular on the internet?why is it everywhere?why is it so hot i can't stand it?so much wonders.
seriously,my eyes can't stand it's hotness it burns.
even though,the most disgusting pairing is sonicXshadow,WHAT IN THE?DID YOU EVEN SAW SONIC X OR SOMETHING?SHADOW WANTED TO KILL SONIC YOU SICKOS!it disgusts me so much i either want to puke or cover my eyes.thanks to you fangirls i am ashamed of being in the sonic fanbase.other sick pairing i know is renjiXichigo SERIOUSLY WHAT IN THE?don't you know ichigo wanted to kill renji but was stopped by byakuya,you fangirls are weird.
those fangirls should get off the internet and know what true love is not fake love that does not make any sense.
the thing that must pisses me off is that goddamn m-preg.seriously,a baby to represent their love?they're mans and they don't have the ability to make babies.only womans have the ability to make babies(so yuri's m-pregs makes more sense that yaoi's ones XD)
i have nothing against gay people but when we're talking about yaoi is a whole other story.

Because the dude is now a lady?

Never trust a fujoshi manga-ka/dojin-ka with a vintage anime. As shown by this guy who gets the worst re-imagining ever.

Granted that he's not exactly the most GAR character in the anime universe, but...why? Why turn HIM into a closet case? Do fujoshi ALWAYS have to turn your favorite character into a closet case just to show their appreciation? WHY?!?!

Fangirls have no life. D8


Hello~ I'm new here~ (2nd Anti-Yaoi group I joined XD Well, I hate Yaoi a LOT)
I hate yaoi so much because it really ruins the characteristics.
Oh, and I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE Tieria SO MUCH!!!...
...That whenever I see yaoi of him, it makes me cry. (This actually happened a few times, especially when I'm in my "despair" mode)
I think fangirls REALLY I mean REALLY have no life.
They should really get out to the world, and see what "true" love is.
I don't have anything against gays, but yaoi is different, it's forcing characters into gay men at no will. (TT.TT)~
-siiigghh-
And this could possibly cause some troubles in manga companies and artists.
Fangirls rather by the yaoi version of mangas than the original.
...(I think the companies should make a copyright to no yaoi) (>.>)/
NOTE
I apologize to those who have trouble reading that.
I was really bored. PX

What is wrong with Slash fangirls?

And by slash, I don't mean the Former Guns N' Roses/current Velvet Revolver guitarist. He is a God, and you will treat him as thus.

But seriously, goddamn, they piss me off. Any and all character interaction between 2 male characters they're squeeing over in their minds means said characters are fucking. Characters are best friends: They're fucking. Characters are mortal enemies: They're fucking. Characters are brothers: They're fucking. Character said hi to other character once: Fucking. It's really, really pathetic. Apparently "Strictly platonic relationship" or "Mutual hatred" doesn't exist in their worlds. It's only "We're good buddies, so obviously we're attracted" or "We're enemies, so one of us MUST have been a jilted ex-lover." Really sad. I tire of seeing things I like being mauled by crazed fangirls who can't keep their minds out of the gutter.

howdy all

Howdy all I'm new here I'm knew to live journal as well! but I'm not knew to disliking yaoi (wow that sounded really bad but any way)
I just do not understand what its all about! its so unbelievable and weird. I want to state I have nothing against homosexuals but I just find yaoi too weird I don't like the idea of the fan yaoi either! the worst was a full on lightxL doujinshi which I accidentally stumbled upon put me off yaoi for life. Instead of making a girl go WOW THATS HOTT. I found myself trying not to throw up. I have often wondered whether I was a bit weird but when my friends all agreed it was weird I began just to find the girls liking it to be the rather strange, don't get me wrong there are some lovely people who like it but its just those who insist on drawing it and producing it which hack me off. why can't they use their well drawn men and make a nice seinen or josei which I'd enjoy.Any ways I'm glad that communties such as these exist!

Bexxxxxx
I hope I'm allowed to post here :S

APOLOGY

Guys, I'm really sorry that everyone had to see that.

Truth was, I forgot about this community for a while. But once I saw that..I was appaled. Thank you for the email, and making me wake up.

I'm sorry again that you guys had to see that.. And I'm sorry I didn't stop it. It's gone now..and I'm thinking of making membership required to post if something liket this happens again.


Deeply Sorry.

Yukikyo

Its not because of fanpairings in general that are the main cause of widespread yaoi fans.
There are yaoi shows out there...lots of em O.o .So dont blame the fans.Blame the creators that made it in the first place.

Here are a list of some of these yaoi anime:
Junjou Romantica,Sukisho,Gravitation,Loveless,Kyou Kara Maoh,Okane ga nai,Kirepapa,Papa to kiss in the Dark,Yami no matsuei,Uta Kata,Earthian and many more...

Besides that.Yes i can understand its uncomfortable for straight men out there to put up with seeing yaoi everywhere.They should try categorizing it more.Maybe there will be less complaints.Like make a yaoi section or something.

On the subject of cannon pairings.There are cannon yaoi pairings in non yaoi anime.Such as Peacemaker Kurogane,Get Backers,Ouran Host Club,Weiss Kreuz and Saint Seiya.

But you have to admit.This site is kind of double standards.We have had to put up with mens perverted ways for years!.So let us have our fun as you have yours.Lets all agree to disagree and watch our yaoi and yuri in peace.That sound good? ^-^